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Toy Intro 02:32
2.
Dog Toy 04:11
What's the point of silencing if no one even knows that I'm screaming It doesn't matter who you are it's what you own that people believe in I got problems you got problems some would call it competition Just because one answers smart it doesn't mean that one can listen If it's not an argument then why insist that I am wrong Not to be a total downer but there's more to life than going viral I'm not sure what's up with power but I'm confident it's not a number Just to give you some perspective There are people that are betting all their time and all their effort on running fast in one direction I got problems you got problems some would call it competition Just because one answers smart it doesn't mean that one can listen If it's not an argument then why insist that I am wrong
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Microwave 02:40
I'm afraid that microwaves will blow up in my face Just because you fear something it doesn't make it dangerous Avoiding it at every cost is actually quite strange of us Some are afraid of something Some are afraid of something else Some say that they are afraid of nothing but they are most likely afraid of themselves
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Frog 02:37
If you kiss a frog it might turn into a prince Cause many frogs are really strong hallucinogens Once upon a time is how a story begins But happy endings co-depends on how much you drink I bet you got told not to take candy from strangers But now you're doing drugs with a guy you just met So take that magic wand like you're Hermione Granger And turn that fucking prince back into a pet Even if nobody else believe that I can do it Even if you think that I'm completely fucking mad I'm still never gonna wear a helmet in my toy car Just in case I crash "Anything is possible if you just want it hard enough" So let's get fucking high from smoking belly button fluff "Listen to you heart and all your dreams will soon come true" As long as they are reasonably cheap and not taboo If you kiss a frog it might turn into a prince Cause many frogs are really strong hallucinogens So kiss a couple more just to see where it takes ya Maybe you'll get lucky and it ends with a facial
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Loser 03:28
Doesn't matter if you had it all wrong Atleast it's better than not having had at all Faking surprised is very easy When you got no clue what's going on If you got emotions you should show them There's no other way to get to know them You cannot think yourself through pain But you can think yourself insane You're a fucking looser Everything I know is just a matter of perspective And I'm pretty sure that I'm not very well respected No matter how I throw this paper plane is still a paper Shit will come and go so what's the point of soon or later
6.
Even when a wind comes blowing flowers still stay standing Love it when my shoes are broken so I keep on dancing Wishing I could tell you something that would make you happy But it feels like words are pointless so I keep on laughing Nothing makes you crazy like the hope you've found your matching Love is not a skill that you can study up and practice Always such a magic moment aftermath of panic Take a breath and come in closer let's make this a habit Take a leap of faith and face forever when it happens Half the point of love is not to know when it comes crashing
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Tinfoil 03:19
I'll be pulling nails from coffins until atheists lose faith in nothing And turning over every rock just to use them with my rock sling I'm always soaking wet from all these fucking rain checks If cash is king then I would bet the queen is made of latex If you can buy happiness then maybe that's what makes us human If you can make up your own facts you can make up how to prove them Some will spit and some will swallow flat today and round tomorrow Some think twice some think yolo here's some tinfoil you can borrow It all makes sense if you simply do not think about it So call your friends and we can have a drink about it The only truth worth betting any cash on is that tinfoil is never going out of fashion
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Elephant Toy 02:56
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If I got some money for every stupid mistake I make I would be a millionaire by now When the same motherfuckers preaching right from wrong sits alone at home with smartphones watching incest porn Then whats the fucking point of going on about saving my soul by blowing someone else's horn
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Spending forever in a bottle just to find the bottom Justify tomorrow Let's toast for the fact it's amazing what you can get away with just by putting faith in other people being lazy Let's toast for how fucking convenient it is with an agreement when you do not remember what you argued to begin with Let's toast for how some are so lonely they're confusing bored and horny and swiping right on anything they happen to be holding Let's toast for whatever excuses you use to lube your booze with Denial is more powerful than any old abuse is
11.
Let's raise hour glasses for the future and drink the time you'll find yourself forgetting how much truth hurts But it's OK cause we're all fucking losers I wish I could figure out a way to stop myself from wasting time But the more I think about it the less I've got to waste And that shit is fucking with my mind I really got to go but I don't feel no movement It's like my body knows if I will go then I will surely lose this beautiful moment Like I lose every other moment
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Toy Outro 01:29

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