1. |
Toy Intro
02:32
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2. |
Dog Toy
04:11
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What's the point of silencing if no one even knows that I'm screaming
It doesn't matter who you are it's what you own that people believe in
I got problems
you got problems
some would call it competition
Just because one answers smart
it doesn't mean that one can listen
If it's not an argument then why insist
that I am wrong
Not to be a total downer
but there's more to life than going viral
I'm not sure what's up with power
but I'm confident it's not a number
Just to give you some perspective
There are people that are betting
all their time and all their effort
on running fast in one direction
I got problems
you got problems
some would call it competition
Just because one answers smart
it doesn't mean that one can listen
If it's not an argument then why insist
that I am wrong
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3. |
Microwave
02:40
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I'm afraid that microwaves will blow up in my face
Just because you fear something
it doesn't make it dangerous
Avoiding it at every cost
is actually quite strange of us
Some are afraid of something
Some are afraid of something else
Some say that they are afraid of nothing
but they are most likely afraid of themselves
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4. |
Frog
02:37
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If you kiss a frog it might turn into a prince
Cause many frogs are really strong hallucinogens
Once upon a time is how a story begins
But happy endings co-depends on how much you drink
I bet you got told not to take candy from strangers
But now you're doing drugs with a guy you just met
So take that magic wand like you're Hermione Granger
And turn that fucking prince back into a pet
Even if nobody else believe that I can do it
Even if you think that I'm completely fucking mad
I'm still never gonna wear a helmet in my toy car
Just in case I crash
"Anything is possible if you just want it hard enough"
So let's get fucking high from smoking belly button fluff
"Listen to you heart and all your dreams will soon come true"
As long as they are reasonably cheap and not taboo
If you kiss a frog it might turn into a prince
Cause many frogs are really strong hallucinogens
So kiss a couple more just to see where it takes ya
Maybe you'll get lucky and it ends with a facial
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5. |
Loser
03:28
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Doesn't matter if you had it all wrong
Atleast it's better than not having had at all
Faking surprised is very easy
When you got no clue what's going on
If you got emotions
you should show them
There's no other way to get to know them
You cannot think yourself through pain
But you can think yourself insane
You're a fucking looser
Everything I know
is just a matter of perspective
And I'm pretty sure
that I'm not very well respected
No matter how I throw
this paper plane is still a paper
Shit will come and go
so what's the point of soon or later
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6. |
Broken Laughs
03:58
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Even when a wind comes blowing
flowers still stay standing
Love it when my shoes are broken
so I keep on dancing
Wishing I could tell you something
that would make you happy
But it feels like words are pointless
so I keep on laughing
Nothing makes you crazy like
the hope you've found your matching
Love is not a skill that you can
study up and practice
Always such a magic moment
aftermath of panic
Take a breath and come in closer
let's make this a habit
Take a leap of faith
and face forever when it happens
Half the point of love
is not to know when it comes crashing
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7. |
Tinfoil
03:19
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I'll be pulling nails from coffins
until atheists lose faith in nothing
And turning over every rock
just to use them with my rock sling
I'm always soaking wet
from all these fucking rain checks
If cash is king then I would bet
the queen is made of latex
If you can buy happiness
then maybe that's what makes us human
If you can make up your own facts
you can make up how to prove them
Some will spit and some will swallow
flat today and round tomorrow
Some think twice some think yolo
here's some tinfoil you can borrow
It all makes sense
if you simply do not think about it
So call your friends
and we can have a drink about it
The only truth worth betting any cash on
is that tinfoil is never going out of fashion
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8. |
Elephant Toy
02:56
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9. |
Right From Wrong
02:44
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If I got some money for every stupid mistake I make
I would be a millionaire by now
When the same motherfuckers preaching right from wrong
sits alone at home with smartphones watching incest porn
Then whats the fucking point
of going on about saving my soul by blowing someone else's horn
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10. |
Forever In A Bottle
03:22
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Spending forever in a bottle
just to find the bottom
Justify tomorrow
Let's toast for the fact it's amazing
what you can get away with
just by putting faith in
other people being lazy
Let's toast for how fucking convenient
it is with an agreement
when you do not remember
what you argued to begin with
Let's toast for how some are so lonely
they're confusing bored and horny
and swiping right on anything
they happen to be holding
Let's toast for whatever excuses
you use to lube your booze with
Denial is more powerful
than any old abuse is
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11. |
Face Of Disappointment
03:02
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Let's raise hour glasses for the future
and drink the time you'll find yourself
forgetting how much truth hurts
But it's OK cause we're all fucking losers
I wish I could figure out a way
to stop myself from wasting time
But the more I think about it the less I've got to waste
And that shit is fucking with my mind
I really got to go
but I don't feel no movement
It's like my body knows
if I will go then I will surely lose this
beautiful moment
Like I lose every other moment
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12. |
Toy Outro
01:29
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