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The first "Simon The Magpie" album. An introduction to my music!

All songs are written, played, recorded and produced by me and myself. No mastering but some tracks are put through "Landr" to add some LOUDNESS. (other tracks are just made louder in "Audacity").

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released December 26, 2017

On the track "It's So Fucked Up" I had a couple of old "Magpie Pirates" join me in singing the chorus.

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Track Name: Fucking Disgusting
Fucking disgusting I know
But what am I to do
The only thing that keeps me floating
is me juggling abuse

Moments are fragile
They add up and evolve into habits
Sadly I'm already an addict
Bad behaviors is the best type of happy

So fuck priorities
I need more of these
self proclaimed necessities

So fuck priorities
My creativity
is worth way more then my dignity

It's all about the ability
to find stability
in willingly killing
all of your possibilities

I don't trust it
But I understand it
So lets call it what it is
A "billigt brännvin"
Track Name: Sleep
I've got a few thousand moments
that I'd like to sort out before I can sleep

Even if it's unreasonable
I'd like to sleep before
I get stuck in repeating thoughts

All these
moments
got me
soaring
Stuck in
something
fucking in between
I am
slowly
helplessly soaking
down
all my sheets
Track Name: Running In Circles
Standing in lines or blindly running in circles
So much effort just to be a good person
I wish I understood about twice as much as I do
But I am a loser

So simple problems with so fucked up solutions
Holding my breath not to take part in pollution
I wish I understood about twice as much as I do
But I am a loser

Standing in lines or blindly running in circles
I always feel like I am under the surface
I wish I understood about twice as much as I do
But I am a loser

So simple problems with so fucked up solutions
At least we're just seconds away from the future
I wish I understood about twice as much as I do
But I am a loser
Track Name: Remember
I still remember when I was the hardest part of being me
Do you remember when you were the hardest part of being you
Track Name: Voff Voff
I don't dream about success
I'm just successful at dreaming
I don't feel that I'm a mess
I've just made a mess of my feelings

I really don't know
if I know what is real
So I put my feelings on hold
to hold on to what I feel
Track Name: Daydream
I got stuck in this daydream
And I didn't know if I'd ever get out of it
Then again I never really gave a fuck

So even if I try to fight it
Reality can never find me
I am way to deep inside my inner child
It's almost frightening

But I don't even give a fuck

Loosing track of silver linings
Guess it's all about the timing
Nothing more to life then getting high
and wasting time with fucking

But I don't even give a fuck
Track Name: Nananana
I've been all over my mind trying to make some sense
I've been all over my mind trying to find my face
Indescribable pile of time inside my brain
I think I'm smiling but I find it pretty hard to tell

I am stuck looking for facts on shit that I've made up
I am stuck looking for facts on shit I cannot trust
I am stuck looking for facts in fact I've sacrificed 
a lot of time spent doing math just cause I'm counting time

I've been all over my mind trying to make some sense
I've been all over my mind trying to remember friends
I've been all over my mind and it hurts like hell
I've been all over my mind
Track Name: Pussy
I am a wet little pussy
Pussy cat out in the rain
So please let me in
And together we'll sing
That we love our wet little pussy

But whatever
It doesn't matter
I can fuck this up forever
Turning lies
into small surprises
Time flies with these compromises

This is a cute little song that I wrote for you
But in the midst of it all I totally forgot who you are
It doesn't matter I can always turn it into talking about myself
But If I am you and you is me then it will be
pretty hard to speak the truth
Track Name: I Don't Know
I don't know
Track Name: Forest Friendly
I hate to break it to you
I know it's kind of scary
But there are tiny pieces of plastic
in everything you're wearing
Everything ordinary
is made in foreign factories
So take you clothes of baby
let's get fucked up forest friendly

Sometimes
it makes me sad that I am human
I wish that I could be an animal
with my tinfoil hat on
Track Name: Lego
I wanna glue a piece of lego on a stick
So I can wave it to the gods like a proper fucking lunatic
Instead I'm stuck here with my dick in my hand
like the man that I am

Do you ever wish you could be crazier
But all you seem to get is lazier
Try to find something motivating
But only end up masturbating
Track Name: Its So Fucked Up (feat. SexyNinjaMonkey, Fewerai, King Shoji)
I used to paint on all my furniture
and do alot of drugs
And I get very uncomfortable
if people say hello with hugs

I think it's safe to say it's safe to be
living in denial
So I'll get back up on that wagon
when that wagon starts to fly

Nothing wrong with my attitude
I just live my life in the afternoon
with a bottle of "Lattitude"
Plastic fantastic like whohoppidoodoo

Nothing wrong with my attitude
I just live my life in the afternoon
Oh shit a fucking deja vu
But nothing really matters except my happy mood

It's so fucked up

I think I've never actually had
a pair of proper fitting pants
But whether or not that is a problem
seems to be way out of my hands

So if you say I cant take it personal
I'm not taking it at all
Cause I believe that I believe
that I don't need to be a part
of anything at all

It's so fucked up
Track Name: Outro
I've been trying to cast a spell on myself
so I can function just as everyone else
But I realized to be like the rest
I gotta stop with casting my spells

But I'm addicted to placebo effects
so maybe I'd rather stay high on pretends
Cause there's such a big difference between solitude and loneliness

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